3. vriksaserket:

    vriksaserket:

    i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

    image

    (Source: rnilkbreath, via not-a-bye-a-see-you-later)

  4. when i’m married my partner and i will have:

    • morning sex
    • afternoon sex
    • dinner sex
    • after meal sex
    • i made pancakes sex
    • good morning sex
    • they kids are at school sex
    • shower sex
    • bored sex
    • make up sex
    • break up sex
    • monday sex
    • tuesday sex
    • wednesday sex
    • thursday sex
    • friday sex
    • saturday sex
    • monday sex
    • there is nothing on tv sex
    • i love you sex

    (Source: joesphjonas, via not-a-bye-a-see-you-later)

  5. peanutbuttarunna:

    a-fucking-creeper:

    mareeps:

    they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

    mint romney and obamanana split

    i’m 500% done with this site

    barackyroad

    (Source: drarna, via not-a-bye-a-see-you-later)

  6. withthebarenecessities: small-magical-mean-world: disneyismyescape: disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope: Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child… can I make this post sadder? and a moment to those who lost their child While we’re at it, let’s add a mother who lost her husband and son on the same day because of the same villain.  Lets add a mother, who knew her son was alive, but couldn’t come into contact with him. She had to watch him be raised by another family.  And of course, a mother who lost a son

  7. outlaw-monarch:

    deatheaters:

    people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape

    image

    (via not-a-bye-a-see-you-later)

  8. icouldntfindanyotherusername:

    fucking-tom-hiddleston:

    k-lionheart:

    continualsanitynotlikely:

    If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

    And wear it to the nearest major city 

    SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

    YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

    OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

    (via not-a-bye-a-see-you-later)

  9. buttlicked: There are tears coming from my eyes

  10. sociallyawkwardjocelyn:

    fnark-oreo:

    thankyouforthedildos:

    Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.

    i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom

    Two different types of people in this world

    (via not-a-bye-a-see-you-later)

  11. xxdaughterofapolloxx: thetenthdoctorscompanion: shutupwomangetonmypurplehorse: pixelated-dream: wanderlust: is that mercury Looks like unicorn blood …potterheads  Oi, we don’t get to ruin posts much. Shut yer face. I really loved how unicorn blood in Harry Potter looks like mercury, see in ancient China they thought drinking mercury would make them immortal , but instead it killed them and made them crazy, kinda like what the unicorn blood did to Voldy. 

  13. abarestorytotell:

    if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

    (Source: encourage, via cirocobamma)

  14. kansass:

    starships were meant to fly

    hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

    (via cirocobamma)

  15. wurnbo:

    i want to burn all the evidence of my life from before 2012

    (via cirocobamma)

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